Frequently Asked Questions

Hey Bob, do I need to train every day?

No, you don't. But if you want to become 2nd best, you do.

Do you breathe every day? Yep.

And if you want to become the World's Second Greatest JACK LABRADOR player, you best train daily.

Hey Bob, do you play double-handed gambits?

Yes. My favorite combination is a left-handed five symbol gambit sequence that I call "the Gopher" in combination with a right-handed eight symbol gambit sequence I call "the Frank."

How can I become the World's Greatest JACK LABRADOR player?

Become the Second Greatest and wait for Bob to retire or lose his hands in a Bison farming accident.

How fast can Bison run?

An adult Bison can run between 30 and 45 mph. And they're agile as well.

That's 2,000 pounds of Bison power. Tap into that to become great.

Hey Bob, your legs are huge, what's your leg day routine.

Bob's huge legs

Very funny. Ha ha. They feel huge to me.

What's the largest mammal in North America?

The Mighty Bison.

Hey Bob, what's your favorite pre-training meal when practicing ambidextrous play?

I train on an empty stomach first thing in the morning with a clear mind, an open heart, and the mindfulness of 1000 Hungry Bison.

In addition, I drink 20 oz. of warm water with half a squeezed lemon and a pinch of sea salt to stay hydrated and maintain electrolyte balance for optimal neural-muscle pathway communication.

Do you have a glossary of terms?

We can start one now.

Eat the Biscuit: Commonly said to losing opponents after LABRADOR beats JACK for three points.

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What's a "red dog?"

It's not a red Labrador but rather a Baby Bison. They look red/orange at birth.